evan + kia

Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.

Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!

by I love everyoone August 18, 2023

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy

I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021