eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."

Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie

by allalberta November 22, 2010

fat eats

Good food of any kind that is eaten in large quantities.

Lets go get some fat eats.

by illbombs May 24, 2006

eat shredder

Basically means "Go die." Comes from the feeling of hating someone so much that they should be thrown into a paper shredder and be eaten by it.

Attina: Was that sweater especially made for you or did the knitting machine just blow up? *snicker snicker*
Ariel: Yeah well, EAT SHREDDER!

by Alana, Arista and Adella January 1, 2009

eat away at

eat away / into or at

to destroy gradually, as by erosion

It´ll eat away at him.

by JimDoe February 18, 2014

Eat banana

A Cantonese proverb~meaning suck dick

Nerd: Teacher, can you give us more homework? I think I'm falling in love with them!
Justice: Eat banana, trash! No one wants homework except for you, piece of shit!

by One ABOVEall🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻 December 1, 2018

eat the roach

when you eat the end of a blunt

my blunts out, eat the roach bob!

by ddamankos October 24, 2018

Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"

"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon

by SlingbladeX March 7, 2019