Donnie Disease

A tongue-in-cheek term for COVID-19 in light of Donald Trump's own infection, following months of downplaying the virus behind the global pandemic.

Did you hear about President Trump? He got the Donnie Disease.

by Zedekiah8 October 5, 2020

Liars Disease

A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the truth cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antiliotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently causing intolerable lying. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the lies will continue to worsen leading to eventual death.

When infected with Liars Disease it spreads like a plague and really eats you from the inside.

by Oscar Clintorius October 14, 2020

yeet disease

yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die

because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN AAAAAAA October 20, 2020

Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.

Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.

by Papa T January 26, 2021

ufo disease

When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.

Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease

by Fly Boy 48 April 1, 2021

Pilgrims disease

When a person of ethnic descent contracts a severe illness from another person who is white just like when the early pilgrims who hung out with the Native Americans and spread illnesses to them.

I was hanging out with my friend who was sick and now I feel sick to! I feel ike I got that pilgrims disease!

by Captain-A-Train April 29, 2021