defenerate

Throw out the window.

The act of throwing out the window. (defeneration)

"After my computer broke again, I had to resist the urge to defenerate it."

by Sean Ryan July 20, 2008

defenestrate

To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.

I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.

by jsgarvin September 25, 2010

Mangina Defence

A defensive form of urinating in a public toilet when surrounded by potentially gay men. The subject in question tucks his genitals between his legs and turns his back to the unirinal in order to urinate. This both removes the element of rear end exposure to the room at large as well as makes the subject seem as female as possible by creating a mock vagina.

I resorted to the mangina defence, they left me well alone

by allons-yallonso May 31, 2010

the toothpaste defense

An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.

Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.

Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.

Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!

by Lupara2012 July 31, 2012

My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011

Defensive

Someone that always tries to pick on people they are too weak to acknowledge they have negative feelings for/about, so instead of acknowledging their negative feelings, they talk a bunch of shit.

The defensive girl that was always mouthy didn't want people to think she actually hated somebody, since that would contradict her false love/light/hope image, and people would then be able to pick back at her double standards after that, so she always made it look like she meant no harm by what she said.

by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021

Passive-defensive

Acting as totally oblivious to others' passive aggressive behavior.

Looking at a shared dinner bill, "Man, I cannot believe how expensive the dinner was. This sure isn't helping me pay my rent."

"Yeah, I know what you mean," Eric said passive-defensively. "So, your half comes to $28 plus tip."

by Hellsreach August 3, 2015