The green new deal

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.

Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.

by Socdem6002 July 29, 2022

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025

it's a big deal okay

When you're a bitch about something and can't think of anything else to say

1: This is the worst!
2: I think you're overreacting
1: it's a big deal okay

by orangepengwin January 21, 2015

Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna

Today is the day I can’t even deal

by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021

Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.

Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!

by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

DONE DEAL

When a decision is made with zero hesitation, zero reversal, and full conviction.

No more talking. No backing out.

DONE FUCKING DEAL.

"Charith said we’re launching next Friday, not next month. Done deal."

"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."

"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."

by DADDY RITH May 28, 2025