Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.

Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.

by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

Implosive Diarrhea

When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.

“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful”

by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025

Vodka Diarrhea

The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better

I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!

by HarryBolz September 24, 2021

Diarrheaing

Another way to say pooping

Person 1: What was she doing?
Person 2: She was diarrheaing.

by Audreyorganics October 16, 2021

Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"

by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023

Diarrhea breath

The sensation of your digestive system gases going up to your breath. It usually happens if you have a stomach ache.

I never saw a person ever talk about diarrhea breath and there's no page talking about it so I'm the one who's going to do it

by Ivv October 27, 2017