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Party Digger

Very similar to a gold digger, but with one key difference. A party digger uses men to get to parties. This manipulation may include making men having parties, making the man drive them to a party, or drinking another man's alcohol. Men can be party diggers too, but it is usually to a lesser extent.
Zach: Damn man, That girl Tammy is a mad party digger.

Joel: I know, just last week she sucked my dick for a ride out to Jake's party. And she drank all my liquor.

Kanye: True dat dogs, but I aint saying she a party digger, but she ain't fucking with no loser niggers.
Party Digger by Raztastic Voyage August 19, 2010

gold digger repellent 

A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.
Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!

Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.

Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!

The most dangerous game 

A sport akin to tennis in which the players, mounted upon enraged grizzly bears, swat live dynamite across a tennis net as invented and depicted by SMBC artist and writer Zack Weiner. Also known as grizzly-boom tennis.
"I was never the same since that fateful day when I witnessed my father blown to bits in the most dangerous game, his remains nibbled on by his mount."

gold digger

A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.

While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.

Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.

"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.

"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
gold digger by Hentor Axe September 5, 2008
Garrett "danger" Stookey
danger by DANGER123 December 13, 2010

Dangerously sarcastic 

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!