Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

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Cum Facial

When a guy's balls are filled with goo and he ejects it all over someone's face.

After Chad pounded Kiersten's pussy for 3 hours she stuck out her tounge smiled and he gave her A Cum Facial!

by SlopNChop November 4, 2016

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cum towel

a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.

Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.

by marathon September 12, 2006

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cum walk

The act of a female walking in public after having received a facial or having been the target of a bukkake without any sanitization. Clothes optional.

Dude 1: "Damn look at that chick show off that load of wad!"
Dude 2: "She's really doing a cum walk like a pro."

by Cristo39 November 29, 2011

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