Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
by BASSWORLDBILLIONARE October 29, 2023
Get the Singles Cult!mug. by LAMASTURBANDA July 19, 2020
Get the cultemug. Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021
Get the Dietary Cultmug. The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 24, 2021
Get the Jesus Boob Cultmug. terry cult is amazing
boy 1. hey! change your pfp to terry!
boy 2. whos terry?
boy 1. seriously? HES THE GREATEST ANIMAL OF ALL TIME
boy 1. hey! change your pfp to terry!
boy 2. whos terry?
boy 1. seriously? HES THE GREATEST ANIMAL OF ALL TIME
by TerryCultLeader November 4, 2021
Get the terry cultmug. The Babbit cult is a Minecraft cult that is if you put on a bunny mask you can be in the cult. The Babbits were made by a friend group of teenagers although they are young they are smarter and faster then you.
by Lexi_101911 July 23, 2021
Get the The Babbit Cultmug. by River bend bender November 20, 2023
Get the Karen's cultmug.