crusty

a goat fucker.

crusty fucked a goat.

by baaa baaa May 3, 2003

crusty

crust·y
–adjective, crust·i·er, crust·i·est.

1. In urban context, crusty may refer to someone being uncool or unpleasant.

2. Being an asshole or total dick.

3. Someone who is horribly disfigured.

"Aw, Jenny was being really fucking crusty today!"

"Dude, don't be crusty."

"Crust it down a notch!"

by Kyle Olar December 15, 2008

crusty botch

A person of crusty, unlikeable nature.

Vitoria is a crusty botch

by Vinny L. November 2, 2007

Crusty

Giving someone a dirty look

That guy is giving me a crusty
WOW you give a mean crusty

by SheaButter69 June 26, 2008

Crusty Jugglers

Jugglers who are crusty.

Hey you look at them crusty jugglers.

by El Juggler Crusty December 9, 2008

crusty clam

When a man shoots his cum on a womans labia majora and the woman leaves it there until it dries. Then the next man who gets in her pants finds her labia majora encrusted in cum.

"I pulled down her pants and found she had a crusty clam, so I licked it off."

by Mike Gallagher September 12, 2005

Crusty Potato

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009