clayonatic

a person that loves clay

I am a clayonatic

by 4hoy April 24, 2022

Cracooning

Blowing crack back into the balloon to revive another hit.

Crackhead must be low on dope he's cracooning again

by Phelonyy November 27, 2022

CRAPON

A CRAPON is a person who befriends or takes unusual interest in another person with the predetermined goal of getting that new "friend" or victim to do something for him/her such as borrow money from the victim, stay at victim's place, borrow the victim's car, etc.

That new fake fuk crapon fiend played Dick out of al most $2,000!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023

crabopple

when you throw leaves at peeps faces

HAHA I JUST CRABOPPLED YOU SO GOOD

by pepekaka March 13, 2023

Crapocalyse

When a Shitnami builds to 'end of days' Biblical proportions beyond any doomsday prepper's worst case scenario.

Kevin watched the dawn of the Crapocalyse as shitbergs the size of small cities broke off the main body of Shartartica to drown him under wave after stinking wave of a fetid brown water shitnami; when shitnadoes darkened the skies with shrieking winds that destroyed everything Kevin ever built as a sign that his life had no lasting meaning, as the wailing increased from distant whine to full-blown screaming like Kevin's worst day being barraged by the delusional taunts of that banshee ex-girlfriend who wanted to suck his life dry for years yet paradoxically couldn't resist the primal insect urge to greedily devour Kevin's head and suck out his entrails; and when Kevin's whole world suddenly fell silent from the rumbling and even lightened up long enough to give him hope of a brighter day, until he realised it was only the approach of a flaming turderoid from outer space igniting the very air he breathed and incinerating everything left of value in Kevin's life.

by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023

crabopple

A very unmotivated useless dusty and crusty person. They have no goals or aspirations and are dependent on other people. Basically a lower life form with very minimal brain function.

Sean says to Kevin, “Wow, there are so many crabopples here, they have all made a home for themselves on the sidewalk.

by princepanda May 31, 2023

Crapo

Used to insult people for the Island of Jersey
Usually used in Guernsey

You stupid Jersey Crapo

by Ineedhelp00019 June 6, 2023