Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.

In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!

by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024

Crappertrons

A way of expressing anger or frustration. It’s basically saying Crap, but adding the word, trons, to it. This practice originated from a little Asian boy from Southern California. You can also do this with other words, like schlawgertron, combining the word schlawg.

Man 1: Shit. The opps are running after me!!
Man 2: Oh Crappertrons
Man 1: wtf?!?

by Schlawgertron December 23, 2023

Crappertrons

A word invented by a little Asian boy with ADHD. It has the same meaning as the word “Crap” but with -trons added at the end for extra effect. You can also do the same thing for other words, like schlawggertron or niggatron.

Man 1: Hey, you got an F on your most recent test.

Man 2: Oh Crappertrons!!

by Schlawgertron January 13, 2024

crapOS Shartoma

A piece of shit operating system that is so resource intensive on decent hardware and has much higher minimum requirements than older macOS Versions. It runs like absolute garbage compared to it's predecessors and has many issues on patched macs, even more than Ventura.

I can't believe I installed crapOS Shartoma on this MacBook.
crapOS Shartoma runs way worse than how it ran on Ventura on my iMac.
I might just go back to ventura, crapOS Shartoma is just bogging my macbook down.

by trolltime12 January 17, 2024

Crapper Snapper

That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.

Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.

by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024

CrappingMaw

Someone who has a habit of having naked people sit on their face and eating their shit

Person 1 "At least I am not a CrappingMaw"
Person 2 "You can't say shit you lick Crapping Maws"

by Thou AnalSharter May 3, 2024

crapple

An uncommon sarcastic/derogatory slang term for regular golden apples (aka "gapples") in Minecraft, often used by players to emphasize their inferiority compared to enchanted golden apples (aka “god apples” or “notch apples”).

Nah this kit server lets you go in with a stack of crapples every time

by Requirments April 30, 2025