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cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
by QuacksO November 6, 2021
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naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts
naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024
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Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate Covered Nutsmug.

Cover up

If a cover up was transparent, or easy to see through, it wouldn't be a good cover up.
The people behind the cover up were good at what they did, so of course it wasn't transparent. The entire point of what they were doing was to keep people from connecting A to B.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
mugGet the Cover upmug.

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
by anonymous September 10, 2020
mugGet the Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanketmug.

Coverment

This is what conspiracy theorists call the government due to all of their claims and cover ups.
I didn’t watch this weekends aurora borealis because it was clearly a fabricated light show designed by the coverment.
by Amy Lane 2 May 13, 2024
mugGet the Covermentmug.

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel
by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
mugGet the Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickelmug.

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