Tossing Cookies

To puke chunks all over the place

Steve : Hey guy's check it out I put pony tails on my pubes!
Kaylee : O Good Lord!
Kiersten : Uh I think I'm gonna be sick!
Jake : Hey Kaylee why is Kiersten Tossing Cookies in the bathroom?
Kiersten : Well Steve exposed his bush in front of us and made her sick!
Steve : Hey Jake check out my pubes I grew them out aren't they sexy!
Jake : Uhh! I think I'm gonna join Kiersten in the bathroom!
Chad : What The Hell Kaylee! Why is my work force in the bathroom?
Kaylee : Oh there just Tossing Cookies!
Chad : Yeah Right! He probally poundin her pussy again!
Steve : Hey Chad like my long silky pubes?
Chad : Ohh Nice! Mmmm! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Excuse me I need to go Toss Some Cookies myself!

by SlopNChop May 4, 2018

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Cookie Monster Style

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009

Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.

Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"

by Rhym3 August 14, 2009

Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.

Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.

by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011

Cookie Line

A line that is not worth waiting in.

Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.

by Roaken February 18, 2011

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012