Cleverati

People who use social media to primarily show off their cleverness. A combination of clever and digerati.

For example, someone who writes pithy, erudite, or "educational" posts and comments on Facebook; or devastating one liners on twitter; or "insightful" social commentary on Tumblr; or posts ironic photos on Instagram; writes wry definitions on urban dictionary; etc. etc. etc.

Chad is such a cleverati; he only posts things to make himself sound smart.

by Rhino Von Steiner November 7, 2013

Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014

Cleave spill

When alcohol accidentally spills into cleavage, creating the ultimate scenario. Usually in shot configurations..

When that cleave spill happened, I wasn't about to waste it..

by cle-o December 5, 2014

Cleäve

A person who sits in his room and only watches two shows. They are from different TV networks and usually are cartoons.

Jake: Wow, that guy is watching Daria and The Angry Beavers!
Kaitlin: He is such a cleäve!

by WeirdoCartoonFantasies February 16, 2015

Clever Little Piglet

A Winnie the Pooh vhs released in 1997 as part of the Pooh Friendship vhs collection

The last Pooh video in the friendship collection is Clever Little Piglet

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.

"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016