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chuck fucker 

Someone who ardently and incomprehensibly wears Converse shoes because he or she believes it to be cool. This behavior is seen most predominantly in the Emo subculture, hence the term "Chuck Fucker" becoming synomonous with "Emo Kid".
"Man, when did Norris start wearing those faggy shoes?"
"I don't know man, what a chuck fucker!"
"That chuck fucking Norris!"
chuck fucker by Carl Gadson January 28, 2006
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Chuckstrich 

by-product of Chuck Norris getting totally wasted and fucking an ostrich
"Man, the chuckstrich is so rare."
"Fuck you i don't care."
Chuckstrich by julian_boredom January 9, 2008

chuckdoll 

Noun or adjective. A (slag). A whore who has had more semen in her than a sperm bank.
*Also can be a girl who is good for nothing other than a one-night stand.
You see that girl over there? She is a filthy chuckdoll.
chuckdoll by Malecki June 11, 2006

Chuck Storming 

The act of blundering into a lamppost or any other erect obstacle at a pace whilst engaged in enthusiastic dialogue and therefore not paying attention.
e.g i)

Dude A: 'Oiiizzooiiizzooi, i just chuck stormed it on the way in here!!1!'

Dude B: 'What a douche.'

Dude C: 'What a douche-fag'

e.g ii)

Bill: 'Hey, look at Henry chuck storming over there.'

Harry: 'God, he's such an attention seeking whore.'

Henry: 'Ooooooh stop. I can't breathe.'

The Chuck Norris 

The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.
I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.

Spear Chucken Moon Cricket

Anyone of African descent.
That boy ther is a spear chucken moon cricket.

better than chuck norris 

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee
bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.