Skip to main content

five buck chuck

(Australian) - any cheap and nasty booze that gets you totally off your guts.

This is not related to the Seppo version of "two buck chuck" where the chuck refers to the specific brand of booze (Charles Swan). The "chuck" in Australia refers to the act of vomiting, which an average bottle of this stuff will do to you.

There are many types of cheap stuff for around five bucks a bottle, but as a pre-requisite they must smell and taste like a blend of juniper berries and paint stripper.

As favoured by 16-year-olds everywhere.

See also Goon Of Fortune, park the tiger
Classic examples of five buck chuck drinks: Spumante, Passion Pop, Mississippi Moonshine, or anything in a cask (goon).
by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006
mugGet the five buck chuck mug.
In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by Bee M September 20, 2014
mugGet the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? mug.
Related Words

mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.
Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.
by wedbetter May 2, 2010
mugGet the mw2 Chuck Norris of camping mug.

Chuck

My asshole ex-husband's name is Chuck; his mama sure named him right, 'cause when I see him all I wanna do is chuck my lunch.
by Hasuko January 22, 2012
mugGet the Chuck mug.

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has never seen a punch coming. He has only seen men adjust their shoulder slightly before he roundhouse kicks them in their face.

Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.

Chuck Norris choose the last pope

Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.

When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.

When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?

Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.

Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.
Chuck Norris Facts are known to be true if this world were a utopia.
by C-los777 October 11, 2007
mugGet the Chuck Norris Facts mug.

Chicited

Chicited (ch-i-sigh-ted): To be excited to eat at the fast food chain Chipotle.
"Oh man I am so chicited right now, I haven't had a burrito in so long!!"

"Dude chill out we ate here last week..."
by Jomamaisahottie April 12, 2010
mugGet the Chicited mug.

chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris
by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010
mugGet the chuck norrised mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email