chinese dentist

A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006

Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005

Chinesse bed wetter

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.

"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"

by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010

chinese cowboy

A chinese person driving too fast in a parking garage.

"Watch out or your gonna get hit by that Camry drivin' Chinese Cowboy!"

by Pattrriicckk August 26, 2007

chicks before dicks

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.

Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"

by jk_ December 23, 2007

Chinese Massage

Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution

Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.

by ChineseMassage February 15, 2010

Chink Change

when a chink changes lanes without looking over and almost hits you

I'm going to go chink change the gook that cut me off.

by De Lamazing March 29, 2010