Townies and Chavs are often seen hanging round in groups of 2-25. You rarely see a chav or townie alone, he/she will travel in a "gang". Words these people like to use are "Yo, innit, brap, blud, blad, safe, wot, ooo no, ah, ohrite" etc. The typical female wears tracksuits, things enblazened with glitter and "diamonds", giant hoop earrings, white/black trainers taht are usually Nike, Adidas or Reebok. You will sometimes see a female townie hanging round with the other chavs or townies and just generally hanging outside chip shops across the UK. These girls will usually wear their hair completely flat with hair gels, sprays etc. and will have it in a side-ponytail.
The male will wear tracksuits (Adidas, Nike, Reebok, Lacoste), a baseball cap that matches the tracksuit and trainers that match too. Their head can be shaven with a weird pattern on the side. He will also wear lots of "bling" (gold chains, watches, earring etc. but the gold is usually fake)
Both males and females will carry round mobile phones, playing loud chav/townie music (usually some dance music, or hip-hop or R&B). They will sit at the back of the bus annoying people by talking loudly, playing loud music, shouting at people and pratting about.
Chavs/townies come usually in ages 3-30.
A female chav is called a Chavette
A male is called a chav
A child 10 and under is a mini-chav
A baby aged 3 months-1 year is a chavlet.
Chavs and townies love to wear burberry, sports brands,etc.
PS
Chavettes will sometimes be pregnant at the age of 16-18
Chavs will be seen in bushes smoking/doing drugs
Or round play areas looking "hard"
The male will wear tracksuits (Adidas, Nike, Reebok, Lacoste), a baseball cap that matches the tracksuit and trainers that match too. Their head can be shaven with a weird pattern on the side. He will also wear lots of "bling" (gold chains, watches, earring etc. but the gold is usually fake)
Both males and females will carry round mobile phones, playing loud chav/townie music (usually some dance music, or hip-hop or R&B). They will sit at the back of the bus annoying people by talking loudly, playing loud music, shouting at people and pratting about.
Chavs/townies come usually in ages 3-30.
A female chav is called a Chavette
A male is called a chav
A child 10 and under is a mini-chav
A baby aged 3 months-1 year is a chavlet.
Chavs and townies love to wear burberry, sports brands,etc.
PS
Chavettes will sometimes be pregnant at the age of 16-18
Chavs will be seen in bushes smoking/doing drugs
Or round play areas looking "hard"
by TickTockItsARock January 13, 2008
Get the Townie/chavmug. Ahh the race of chavs. The newest known danger to the world, atmosphere and mainly Barry and Cogan. Chavettes - even cooler! Keep them babies comin' young mothers - WE LOVE IT! Things commonly associated with chavs - burberry, the word "like", tracksuits, dunks, hats, fags, gold earrings, booze, 50 cent, The Vibe, Creation, the words "innit, ini", the word " safe ", the word "fock" and many more! Romily park in Barry - lush place...now...chav central! It's bloody brilliant! All the shmooookers with asbo's! How fabulous!A term that represents the current youth culture of britain. Easy to spot, just look for people with gangsta limps and fake jewelery too heavy to carry. White chavs often think they're black, and black chavs just follow the rest of the rules above. Do not disrespect a chav ...to their face, or they will as I'm sure they'll tell you - "fock you up" which although sounds EXTREMELY FUN ( a bunch of chavs chasin after you shouting and swearing - GREAT:D) would most probably be painful!
The Vibe. Held at the Memorial Hall, Barry. A Splendifferous place to go chav hunting ( our favourite sport ). You walk in and instantly you can smell the chavness. Everywhere you turn you're smothered in the shortest skirts, push up bra's and tops made out of dental floss or maybe even bikini tops, caked on make up and gold hoops. As for the boys there are basketball tops, baggy jeans, hats to the side, earrings bigger than the girls. Scatty gold chains that they think are cool and just an all around essence of " YOU FIT LIKE ". The aim of the vibe is to get off with as many ugly, scatty chavs as you can but the trick is, you must not know them. The average is about 5 - 6 chavs - how exciting! And you're lucky if you get one of those people's name! The scatty pumping music that all sounds the same and the pathetic bobbing they call dancing - what a place to be.. in chav heaven:)
by Bex And Andy! July 7, 2005
Get the Chav / Chavettemug. An anti-chav is a person who hates chavs. I hate chavs, and so do the rest of Britain. Chavs create nothing but evil, and suffering in this world. The law enforcement agencies do not have the ability to control Chavs so they roam around Britain making everyone's life a misery.
Chavs cause massive amounts of crime, and money loss to the Government, which means the good people of Britain have to pay for chavs. Alot of people hate chavs, but they aren't going to say it are they?
Soon the population of Britain are going to get really sick of there lives been negatively effected by chavs. We do not owe you anything. You don't respect us and our rights, so why should we respect you?
Chavs cause massive amounts of crime, and money loss to the Government, which means the good people of Britain have to pay for chavs. Alot of people hate chavs, but they aren't going to say it are they?
Soon the population of Britain are going to get really sick of there lives been negatively effected by chavs. We do not owe you anything. You don't respect us and our rights, so why should we respect you?
Commander: All the anti-chav groups are shit because they do fuck all.
Assistant Commander: Yea
Commander: I'm going to make a group called the British Liberation Army, with real intentions, unlike the rest of these shitty sites.
Assistant Commander: Ill make the site, that way we can get many more members and plan things allot better.
Commander: When we finish school in July 2008 we are going to teach the ChavScum of Britain a lesson.
Assistant Commander: Yea
Commander: I'm going to make a group called the British Liberation Army, with real intentions, unlike the rest of these shitty sites.
Assistant Commander: Ill make the site, that way we can get many more members and plan things allot better.
Commander: When we finish school in July 2008 we are going to teach the ChavScum of Britain a lesson.
by BL Commander January 10, 2009
Get the anti-chavmug. Someone who is clearly not a chav but still walks with a bop and wear trackies because they think thats "cool bruv"
why would you want to be one anyway??!!!
why would you want to be one anyway??!!!
wannabe: yer what you geeks doin? you losers!!
Normal person: shutup you chav ooops your not you wannabe chav!
Normal person: shutup you chav ooops your not you wannabe chav!
by Andy_Andy August 6, 2006
Get the wannabe chavmug. A strange urban mystery, found in many places such as car parks, recreational parks and sometimes outside local parades of shops.
The chav circle is a modern day phenomenon, the city dwellers of the early 21st century first reported the sightings just after the new millenium when the 'Chav' was a fast growing social group gaining popularity.
Some believe that the circles are in fact left by Chavs after a night out, thought to have been made using motorised veichles with two wheels, like a moped, scooter, or as some of the older chavs prefer to use, a motorcycle.
The chav circle is a modern day phenomenon, the city dwellers of the early 21st century first reported the sightings just after the new millenium when the 'Chav' was a fast growing social group gaining popularity.
Some believe that the circles are in fact left by Chavs after a night out, thought to have been made using motorised veichles with two wheels, like a moped, scooter, or as some of the older chavs prefer to use, a motorcycle.
"Aparently that old woman five doors down found a Chav Cicle in her front garden this morning".
"We have drunk all the cider dave lets make some Chav Circles over there".
"We have drunk all the cider dave lets make some Chav Circles over there".
by Jake and Tom August 10, 2005
Get the Chav Circlesmug. Extinct.... enough said!
by intelligent grunger who speaks three languages June 25, 2005
Get the intelligent chavmug. The Royal We is where a monarch speaks not only on her own behalf, but on behalf of the country that she is rightfully entitled to make decisions on behalf of. The Chav We, on the other hand, is where you speak as if you are part of something you are only very vaguely related to, like a football team you support.
Alice: We were robbed of that goal! Fucking ref!
Bob: Stop using the chav we, Alice. You don't play football for England. Hell, you'd probably break you toe if you tried to kick a football.
Alice: Oh, shut it.
Bob: Stop using the chav we, Alice. You don't play football for England. Hell, you'd probably break you toe if you tried to kick a football.
Alice: Oh, shut it.
by theorbtwo September 1, 2010
Get the the chav wemug.