4g-cating

Using your 4g, or high speed phone to look at porn.
Like: fornicate

Well, since I'm not getting laid tonight, guess I'll be 4g-cating.

by jaminben2k January 1, 2012

shat chatting

Snap chatting while taking a dump

I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious

by Unclebuck April 6, 2014

rough casting

When you have explosive dihorrea which covers (rough casts) the loo in a splatter pattern.

I know I had a hot curry last night as this morning I was rough casting the pan.

by Devious Kreek July 23, 2015

master chatting

Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.

I was master chatting with Jessica all night long .

by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017

burr cutting

Going to a distant paddock and having some sexual fun with a friend without your spouse finding out. To release some sexual tension with a friend with having any baggage to worry about.

Hey Babe lets go and do some burr cutting out in the paddock near the dam.

by The haycutter May 10, 2018

cost-cutting maneuver

A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".

I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming

Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”

by MacGuyver August 19, 2019