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castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there
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Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!
by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025
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Castlebar

The town in Co. Mayo that all the edgers migrate to during gooning season. Only notable feature is McDonalds. Has a 99.99% retard rate. Also known as the most ahh town in Ireland, or the retard capital of Ireland.
John: I’m having my birthday in Castlebar!
Darren: Fuck you. You are a disgrace you fucking dumb stupid butthead idiot.

John: Hey, that’s not nice, Castlebar is a good place!
Darren: * gestures with thumb towards John* Get a load of this average Castlebar glazer!
by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025
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Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her
I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great
by jaffa67 October 4, 2025
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CastleVazi

CastleVazi’s are a castlevania-inspired group that usually works with Neo-Nazi groups to target CastleVania fans, they aren’t kind. They are usually antisemitic and their symbol is the “Xi” (Ξ) in Greek. They are usually illiterate. They are also prevalent in the fandom. They are sometimes linked to TCC (Usually columbine). Their quotes are “The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog” they usually don’t watch the show or play the games. or take photos. They are also racists. they hate on people for their skin color. their gender. They’re xenophobic. they worship Alucard. Juste Belmont. and Leon Belmont for their hair color and their eye color. (Cause they look like “the perfect European man”) .
“The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog fellow CastleVazi..”
by theCVACguy October 5, 2025
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Castillo Hermanos

We are an international business group with over 139 years of history based on Central America. Our innovative DNA has enabled us to become leaders in more
Castillo Hermanos has struck a deal to buy SunnyD maker Harvest Hill Beverage Company from private-equity firm Brynwood Partners.
by SMPrice80 November 15, 2025
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Castle

a curse word for someone who doesn’t touch grass, one who only plays fortnite and roblox all day. MUST be capitalized like a name if you’re calling someone it though.
“god, you’re such a Castle, man.. stop gaming all day.”
by theactualbrainrotking December 1, 2025
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niddry castle

a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.

For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.
Do you know whats behind that bing?

Why Niddry Castle of course!!!
by me!!!!!! (obviously) January 1, 2013
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