Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

Ken Car$on

Formerly known as Teen X. Most talented member of Playboi Carti’s Opium crew. Has 800k monthly listeners on Spotify. One of the hottest upcoming rap artists on the game right now, Other than KanKan, Summrs, Autumn, Yeat, and a couple others.

Yo bro u heard of the mfing Ken Car$on who made Yale?

Uh, I keep your ho upstairs
When she wanna fuck, I just tell her, "Ring the bell"
Hit her from the back, she can't do nothing but yell
And she smart as fuck, I got this bitch straight out of Yale

by yvngfumi February 21, 2022

Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

Cansona

A Colombian word meaning a person who is very annoying or irritating.

Esa mujer es muy cansona.

Ese nino es muy canson, no para de estar moviendose.

by AP316 August 10, 2010

Carbon Fibber

Not real carbon fiber. A cheap alternative that looks similar. Usually found accenting the air vents and dash boards of Ricer Hondas.

Ricer: Damn DAWG, check out that Carbon Fiber in that dudes CAR!
Enthusiast: Thats not carbon fiber, thats carbon fibber.

by SgtSeanzie April 17, 2010

Scott Cason

an annoyingly awesome maths teacher, who makes you share ovalteenies against your will. Luigi. Tries to be funny but just brings up memes and vines from 2014. But he's still a legend with a debilitating ankle injury (rope burn)

"I bet it was a scott cason that stole my ovalteenies'"

by Ellie and Phoebe November 24, 2017