Carlos

He likes alistair and he liked ivan he has the worlds biggest thigh gap and he has made out with a girl in 3rd grade

Carlos: they started dating and that = they'll hook up
Alistair:I think I'm gay

by Fatvscogirl101 November 26, 2019

Carlo

Carlo is perfect. That's all. He is perfect.

Wow, you're such a Carlo!

by Justgotlucky27 November 24, 2021

Carlos

Vroom vroom los

Hey Carlos more like vroom vroom los

by Malachiiiii September 6, 2022

Carlos

Carlos is a loving caring man. When he really loves you he gives you everything. He makes you feel very loved and welcomed. He puts you over anyone and wants only you. He’s selfless and cares about only you. He makes you feel like the most important person in the world. He makes you leak yourself just from eye contact. Carlos is a very special boy that makes you forget about your first love or anyone you have loved before him.

Carlos is a pretty nino and novio.

by Obesitymexicanlovrr November 20, 2023

Carlos Valencia

He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.

Person 1:You look like Carlos Valencia.
Person 2:STOOOOOP

by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019

Carlos

A very basic and whitewashed boy. Usually chasing over girls he won’t end up with and then goes on to pretending he doesn’t care. He likes partying and saying he has it all under control, when people know it’s not true.

I saw Carlos skateboarding with his other whitewashed friends.

by AHSlol69 August 4, 2020

carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018