crickets

no response; no reaction; silence. often used to emphasize a loss for words, awkwardness

“… crickets 😐😐”

by r0s3t4yl0r July 1, 2023

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Night Cricket

A term used as a slur against black people.

1: "Dude, did you see the 7/11 down the street get robbed last night?"
2: "Yeah, I saw two night crickets run out the back door."

by wifebeater8651 March 17, 2024

mutt cricket

A big dick ass nigga

You fucking mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018

cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

by CricBadger July 28, 2016

cricket

people say that cricket is a boys sport but that is only because they don't want to go up against the girls, if they did they would so lose. Cricket is a hard sport but silly people think that you do nothing, try batting for 120 balls then I want to see what you say. Sprinters would be good pace bowlers and cross country runners would be good batsmen.

person1: cricket is so freakin lame and easy
person2: oh yeah go bat for 120 balls without getting out and then honestly tell me its easy

by pineapplepeeps May 21, 2018

Bush Crickets

A type of std typically found in tropical regions. Uninvited interlopers to one's pubic mane that came by way of an unclean lover.

“Damn bro I’m staying put tonight I done ended up with mf bush crickets from that hooker…”

by Lasagna slut July 15, 2025