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Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.
Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.
by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014
mugGet the Cop Karmamug.

cop spring

A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.
Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.
by Coraline_Lovegood April 11, 2015
mugGet the cop springmug.

dank cop

A community on the Instagram social media app centered around racism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, Christianpophobia, and every single fucking phobia you can think of, seriously these guys hate everyone.
"Hey do you follow dank cop on Instagram"
"hell yeah I do my fellow racist"
by Letsplay8ballpool February 25, 2021
mugGet the dank copmug.

Cop Knock

Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.
I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.
by SoManyShenanigans August 14, 2021
mugGet the Cop Knockmug.

Tiddy Cop

A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.
Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”
by Cthulhu’s Ramen December 18, 2018
mugGet the Tiddy Copmug.

Rent a cop

A paid informant working for the po poes (police) hoe!
CALL YOURSELF HOE!, YOU RENT A COP DONT SCARE ME!!!!
by SOULVIVOR April 29, 2022
mugGet the Rent a copmug.

Cop sanders

A cop sanders is a pedofile who works for a security company Thant’s pretends to be police. They usually drop the soap on purpose in jail.
That old dude is a cop sanders
by The Roman sex God January 15, 2020
mugGet the Cop sandersmug.

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