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Unable To Connect

"UtC" is a famous group of XbL bosses. They run your modems and your routers. They are gods at jacking accounts and run 50s all day in MM. Talk shit to them, and you're gonna be offline for a looooong time.
skid #1 Hey we're in MLG on our 50s and we finally found a match!

skid #2 NOOO!!! It's Unable To Connect, invite me to a party when you get back online.
by iTz AnoNyMouS iN HD March 10, 2011
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Connecticut

Connecticut is that beautiful, affluent state wedged between MA and NY, that everyone views as pompous and snobby. Of course there are many wealthy areas associated with New York in the So. Half of the state (e.g. GW, Darien, New Caanan, Wilton, W & S Ports,Madison, and Old Lyme farther east. But, CT has its fair share of undesirable places including Waterbury and its disgusting blue collar suburbs, and Inner City Hartford, New Haven, and B-port. Southern CT is not the only rich enclave in the state, the Farmington Valley is a part of the Hartford Metro Area and has three very wealthy towns; Avon, Farmington, and Simsbury(My Hometown). And yes, even up here in S-bury, everyone wears Abercrombie and most still like the good ole Yankees(My Choice) as opposed to the Massholes' favorite, the blow sox. To sum it up, Connecticut IS a great state, better than New Jersey(Mainly b/c it doesn't have the STENCH). And no we are not gay, don't live near farms, and all the houses arent over 1,000,000, mine in fact is only worth $800,000 translated to about $2,787,000 if it were in Greenwich.
Most of Connecticut isn't as rich as you all think, for instance if you live in West Hartford, CT(Nice Town) and your house is worth $100,000 (unrealisticlly cheap), the cost inflation of being near NYC and everone wanting to live there would cause the house to be worth $348,000 in Waspy Greenwich.
by Better-Than-You June 22, 2006
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poop sex connected (P.S. Connected)

to insert shit into someones ass.
***MUST CONNECT ASSES***
Ken and Phillip had warm enjoyable poop sex connected!
by cocktart June 21, 2003
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Connecticut

A bankrupt (both morally and financially) person who lives in a very old worthless termite infested shack somewhere surrounded by trees, who has little life experience and a very high opinion of himself. A degenerate who makes a living by searching for a line somewhere on a piece of paper for the sole purpose of screwing others. An ill tempered individual who speaks with a condescending tone to and yells at anyone who doesn’t look like him. One who specializes in using people and then throwing them out like oranges. A very smart highly educated psychopath who lost touch with his humanity a long time ago, and will do absolutely anything just to have a little bit more than his fair share of a shrinking pie.
Normal person:

“Nice NCAA tournament this year, are you from Connecticut?”

Person from Connecticut:

Fuck you. You are gay.”
by R.E.M. - Losing My Religion April 28, 2011
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stamp collector

some lame wasteman who collects stamps cos he gets no gash
"Blair: My man got rejected by like 4 gash today blad"
"Jordan: You must be pissed bruv, "stamp collector" wasteman"
"Blair: Ya dun no cuz"
by Blair Stamp Collector October 2, 2008
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coin collector

A female that has or had sex with everyone in the friend group
Guy1: dude she is definitely a coin collector, she did it with max and Ryan
Guy2: she also did it with Victor too.
Guy1: she's been with all of us she is a coin collector
by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015
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Only Connect

That one BBC quiz show that Tom Scott was once on
Person 1: Hey did you watch Only Connect last night?
Person 2: Yeah by the time the missing vowels ended I had -4 points
by Basic-person May 2, 2021
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