Columbian dynamo 

The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.

Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.

Columbian dynamo by Captain FunkBox November 28, 2009

Columbian soft serve 

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

Columbian soft serve by Satori0320 April 14, 2010

Columbian Chico 

1. An amazing mexican from columbia. He is capable of being mexican and columbian at the same time, therefore making him better than you.

2. Something to say when you are cumming.

1. "Hey look, its the columbian chico!!! I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!!!"

2. "Oh...OH...COLUMBIAN CHICO!!!!"

Columbian Chico by mackmrorange3 May 29, 2009

Colombian holiday 

Going on an insane cocaine fuelled bender, which does not actually invove any travelling at all. The Colombian holiday comes to the individual, typically for a weekend depending on ones stamina.

Mark was elated from the Colombian holiday which now meant insomnia for the forseeable future. But it was worth it.

Colombian holiday by edge1 July 20, 2008

Columbian Limbo 

When you take someone's intestines put them on a pole and see how low you can go with out touching it with knives attached to your head

Jack: It's a good thing they didn't give scarface a columbian limbo.

Columbian Limbo by gamma82000 December 26, 2009

columbine 

Some fuckers who set out to kill hundreds but failed and killed only 13

Columbine is a bad thing columbine killed peopel

columbine by Nigga with a rocketlauncher December 8, 2017

St. Columba's 

A school for posh twats who don't like trans people, and want to be 2nd place, and be a stone throw from a council estate.

Also good for transphobes, history benders, tories etc.

Based person: Hey what school do you go to?
Posh Twat: St. Columba's! Only the best!
Based person: fuck off u posh twat

St. Columba's by clthreeoneeight March 24, 2023