A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.
That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.
That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.
That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.
by Richter Ass October 10, 2021
A shitty park in the shitty west side of Chicago, located blocks from Cook County Jail. You are likely to get shot here.
by Ltdani21 August 29, 2018
When two men stand facing each other, and place their dicks side by side. Then one of the men jerks both dicks off in one hand.
by Chronic Block February 27, 2018
What Minnesota Twins fan call the White Sox. There jerseys are black, and white, and they stink like shit.
by Twinsrule2 January 21, 2009
So my boyfriend gave me a Chicago chimney sweep...I was surprised when I found out it was basically ass to mouth.
by Kzooprophet October 14, 2009
a person from the suburbs of Chicago, who claim that they are from Chicago, but are not.
Most people from Evergreen Park, Oak Lawn, Palos, Orland, Blue Island, Chicago Ridge, Burbank, Alsip, Hometown, Bridgeview and other surrounding suburbs think that they are from Chicago but they're not and every real Chicagoan hates them.
People who wish that they lived in Chicago, but they are to big of pussies to move there.
Most people from Evergreen Park, Oak Lawn, Palos, Orland, Blue Island, Chicago Ridge, Burbank, Alsip, Hometown, Bridgeview and other surrounding suburbs think that they are from Chicago but they're not and every real Chicagoan hates them.
People who wish that they lived in Chicago, but they are to big of pussies to move there.
I asked this guy who said he was from Chicago what neighborhood he was from and he said Orland. So I called him a Chicago Suburban fagot, and told him to go to his nice, rich, white suburb.
by SNJ July 06, 2006
during the act of heterosexual love-making, the man often tends to want to pull a fast one on his female partner. these "pranks" are often filthy and possibly harmful... but even so, its funny as fuck. but one way he might do so is give his bad bitch the "red hot chicago," which means to soak your condom in frank's red hot before the act of sex. when she notices during and starts to writhe in pain, you then proceed to slap her titties to take her mind off the agonizing burn of your spicy weiner. this, my fellow friends and scholars, is the definition of "red hot chicago."
Man: (thinking to himself) this hoe ate all my fucking bbq porkrinds... what a jerk. she is boutta earn herself a red hot chicago..."
or
Man: "what, you think im some fast-ass nigga? go'n, girl... bend that ass over so i can hook it up wit' a red hot chicago."
or
Man: "what, you think im some fast-ass nigga? go'n, girl... bend that ass over so i can hook it up wit' a red hot chicago."
by MastaTheif March 16, 2011