chair party

The act of celebrating a great moment while sitting down and playing a game or working. Dancing and giving high fives while remaining seated.
When I finally tamed the dragon with my GM Tamer, I threw a total chair party!
by ltlredvxn June 01, 2005
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the chair of nails

A 15th century relaxation seat, used to force people to adhere to the churches teachings, by forcing 1 1/4 inch brass tacks across the entire back half of the body. The nails are sterilized after each use...with a hose. Can nowadays be found on cruise ship decks, in luxury high rise apartments, discerning golf clubhouse lounges, and as seats in high end private jets owned by bankers/criminals. Has mainly become a luxury item, affordable only by well to do yuppies, due to its ability to relax and revitalize in just under a fortnight.
The chair of nails is useful in many ways. The chair of nails cured me of my tuberculosis, and gave me horrific reoccuring nightmares. I reccomend the junior model, which can be used on children ages 3-12, with included restraints, and gravity feed bloodbucket. Believe me your children will never forgive you if you fail to purchase one, and subsequently force them to use it.
by ellsworthtoohey August 08, 2011
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Chair Lunch Dinner

The Complete Opposite of a Bed And Breakfast
Im gonna open a chain of chair lunch dinners right across from the bed and breakfasts just to fuck with the customers heads
by Alesana6969 August 19, 2008
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Chair Beat Down

It is the act of beating a mexican with a chair. the act mst be done while yelling CHAIR BEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!!

first ever used by a student of northern secondary school known as "the orange avenger"
Boy: omg the orange avenger is pulling a chair beat down on that mexican
Orange avenger: Dam straight cuz thats how i roll. CHAIR BEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!
by orange avenger January 21, 2009
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Dirty High Chair

A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.
After months of blumpkins Sally was glad that Rob switched to the dirty high chair.
by Johnny Ringo February 10, 2006
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Electric chair food

The food that you would wanna eat before you were sent to the electric chair to be killed, meaning the best food you've ever had and the food you would like to die with.
MAN! This burger is so good, I think this qualifies as electric chair food!
by JESUS1207109347120 November 27, 2010
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mobile gaming chair

John: Hey Adam, what type of gaming chair you got?
Adam: I got a mobile gaming chair. Don't judge me, it's literally just a toilet.
John: Damn, that's a good gaming chair.
by guy on urbandictionary November 09, 2021
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