Bunchie

green jumping pen0s like thing

"Dude, wtf was that jumping green penis?"

by God October 28, 2003

bench

a combination of either wood or steel, it can also be made out of cement, shaped like a long chair with low back support. these are meant for people to sit on and can be found near, around, or inside most public places. most benches are strong enough to support the weight of the fatest person in the world.(well maybe not that strong)

me: whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)

by oliver closeoff January 8, 2009

brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012

Bench Fit

The emotional pout a male uses in a mall - by going out to the hallway to sit on a mall bench - to let his girlfriend know he's tired of shopping.

Steve threw a bench fit today after five hours of shopping and watching me try on clothes. He wouldn't get up until I left the store and promised him there was only one more store to go to.

by Chuck Carp January 15, 2009

BINCH

A binch is someone who can mosh to anything, never reject a bong toke, the biggest hype man/woman and is loyal to their binches.

If you are part of the binches you must feel like the top shit in town.

Ugh, I love the binches.

Yasss binch.

Oh my god, binch, play addicted to my ex.

And that's the tea, binch.

by truebinch101 December 7, 2018

Bench Lime

The action in which a man rests his genetalia on a park bench and a group of angry feminists continuously strikes his balls until the bruising of the scrotum turns lime green

Joe: Getting a Bench lime was the best idea ever.

by Sall back April 19, 2017

Bench Porn

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens

Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn

by Denver Dave February 17, 2008