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Bruce Carroll

VERB: To engage in infidelity or betrayal of a romantic partner due to their physical disability or impairment, often stemming from prejudice or a lack of compassion.
“Did you hear about Mike?”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”
by Penny C December 14, 2024
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Bruce is a goose. Bruce has a brother Gary. They are both Geese. I love my Geese!!! They are the best!! Honk honk!!
I love my pet goose Bruce
by ancdefghijklmnop December 30, 2024
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Pulling a Bruce

Definition of "Pulling a Bruce"
"Pulling a Bruce" refers to the behavior of an irresponsible friend who, in a moment of emotional turmoil or inadequacy, uses a "friend" as an emotional surrogate to express and manipulate their feelings. The person in question (the "Brucer") often attempts to shame their friend for not recognizing their personal struggles—particularly related to failed relationships, such as a divorce prompted by infidelity. This term also suggests a broader pattern of lack of personal responsibility and emotional maturity, where the "Brucer" fails to address their own issues while projecting their emotional pain onto others. In more extreme cases, "Pulling a Bruce" can also be seen as a form of escapism, where the individual distracts themselves with voyeuristic behaviors or attempts to compensate for personal deficiencies by finding fault in others.
After spending the whole night guilt-tripping Jessica for not telepathically knowing about his divorce, then crying into a pint while watching planes like they owed him child support, Bruce was definitely pulling a Bruce.”
by The Majestic November 4, 2025
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by diddybop8 November 22, 2021
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by diddybop8 November 22, 2021
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Brucr will drive you wild, he is the most caring, loving, deep, devoted boyfriend in the entire universe. Bruces are the kind of people who could come into your life in two seconds and leave a mark. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out. Big nature guy and weirdly into rock formations.
Friend: Ouu look at the scenery
Bruce: Must be a sedimentary rock
by Best dude out there November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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