Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.
by cammiam August 1, 2020
That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 9, 2022
Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
by the Xu meister July 13, 2024
When you get to a level of highness which your no longer able to bring any words together in a sentence and you can only make the karate chop sounds that Bruce lee makes
Person 1: here mate you good?
Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah
Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate
Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah
Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate
by Yea mate September 1, 2017
A very muscular man with a kind smile and nice personality people usually gravitate towards a Bruce Ketrick because he is a natural born leader.
by Yeeeeeeeet.bot December 12, 2018
The God of Gods. He knows everything. People call him Mr Sexy. He is a renowned marijuana dealer who sleeps with five 80-year-old men a day.
by Taopao May 11, 2020
The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
by VolumeNOKIA February 27, 2023