bro nouns

Replacing pronouns with terms that are related to Bro.

1"Can you stop with the bro nouns please"
"No way broseph"
2. "Bro I saw that guy and he was a little bit older than me "
"Stop calling me bro

3. "'Sup my brother"
"Hey home boy"

by That one depressed emo kid in October 2, 2019

Camel-bros

A group that shares the sight of a epic camel-toe.

When chris notice the epic camel-toe across the room, he then shared it with Ian and Miguel so they could become Camel-bros.

by Stevenfrenchy April 16, 2019

Fine Bros

People that have a popular youtube channel with an infantile "format" and are totally money grabbing douches.

"Your the biggest Fine Bros I ever met!"
"Dude, uncool. Are you even licensed to say that?"

by somethingsomethingjohn October 12, 2016

bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.

Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!

by jediracer October 22, 2012

Bro Streak

The act of a girl having intercourse with a set number of Fraternity members either at once or in a row. These include:
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers

Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.

Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.

These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory

Cindy: I got a Bro Streak of Triple Bro last night.
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.

Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!

by Eazy1 December 8, 2010

Booth Bros

Booth Bros, scientifically referred to as hyphasuburbium pompositis, are a type of white male between the ages of 35-45, measuring about 5’6”-5’8” in height and 150-190 lbs weight, commonly inhabiting Chicago suburbs. Their diet mostly consists of Michelin star meals and Wholefoods bought items. They originated during the covid times, when they experienced mid-life crisis and went out looking for an expensive distraction i.e. an MBA from Chicago Booth. Despite their origins in Chicago-burbs, they are now also prevalent in suburbs of other major cities in the United States.

Booth bros are characterized mainly by their unique suaveness, a combination of bro-like behavior and dad-like humor, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features, such as:

1. Semi-formal or fancy-casual attire, with a focus on shoes
2. Conservative, yet carefully maintained hair

3. Successful careers usually in business or finance
4. Whiskey/wine connoisseurs with inhumanly high alcohol tolerance

5. Obscure and dated pop-culture references
6. Sports enthusiasts, but only to watch on TV or their kids' sports teams; they also love control hence manage or participate in fake sports teams which they refer to as ‘fantasy sports’

Booth bros are extremely social by nature and often the loudest voices in any conversation. Some lesser obvious, and often overlooked, characteristics of this group is their universal generosity and sincere devotion to their mates and offspring.

- "Naah man, he doesn't live downtown anymore. He moved to the suburbs and got Booth bro-ed."

- Anthony: "Why are the Booth bros in the city today?"
Ana: "Oh, they are just lunching at Alinea"

by fizzchineapple August 29, 2022

Law Bro

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.

Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."

by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023