When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
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