Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die

normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"

by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021

Bread water

shitty beer

dude, this natty light is straight bread water

by JizzDaddy August 25, 2021

Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

bread

something you should not teleport

jimmy: hey bill
bill: *teleporting bread*
jimmy: NO DONT TELEPORT THE BREAD

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.

“I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”

by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021

Sugma Bread

A type of bread used to tell someone to fuck off. May contain ligma and fugma. Created from the Sugandese tradition.

He came into the kitchen bitching about something so I told. him I was making sugma bread.

by uhohbsdncjnj February 19, 2022

bread boys

A you tuber known for making videos without revealed faces in knight armor making comedy short 1-2 minute videos.

Me: I should subscribe to the bread boys.

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 7, 2022