Betard

A person with 'Be' as a beginning of their name (Bernard / Beatrice / Becky etc) who is a retard. Combine the two - Betard.

Person 1: Why the hell is Beatty licking that window?
Person 2: Because she's a Betard.

by Emma Pies January 12, 2009

Boarding School

A school that you go live at, gives a good impression on paper but you really come out of it a little gayer because it is a 4 year slumber party with your best friends. Also, you learn really how to beat the system and evade getting in trouble rather than learning any actual school and come to realize that dip is the only way to relieve your stress and can be complimented by a late night shower at 2 am.

(I went to boarding school and this was daily routine)

"On my first day of boarding school, I was nervous of going into the shower withe everyone else, now we fit 3 guys into 1 shower"

"Dude can you throw down some money for a log? i payed for the past 5 tins"

"I'm not really gay I'm just gay"

by gobucs October 2, 2009

Running board

Trucker slang for a piece of bacon.

Then a trucker goes into a restaurant an orders six running boards the waitress knows he wants six pieces of bacon.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

boatracing

The art of getting frosh girls drunk in under 20 seconds.

Man that was some good boatracing. Let's go pick up those drunk frosh.

by GUNZ October 18, 2004

quote board

Any form of bulletin board used to display humorous sayings. College students often use this as a means of recording daily stupidities.

That's going on the quote board!

by Mr. Omega January 19, 2006

boar's head factory

1. Haven where many deli meats and cheeses congregate much like a high school auditorium curtain. New line of ricotta cheese in 2008.

2. A place where under performing college students can relieve their sexual tension easily and friction free.

Have you ever been to the boar's head factory??

Is two pounds of meat good enough?

Salami.

by Cerbone March 24, 2008

ratchet board

1) Mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc...

2) Someone with little or no sexual dignity.

1) The mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.

2) "Are you going out with Maggie dude?"

"No man, I hears she's a total ratchetboard"

"Yeah man, she gets around"

by Louis K April 23, 2005