the booger

put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand

i gave her the booger and she came like she never had before, gushing waterfalls

by elkenstein December 15, 2020

booger light

One of many faggot ass government drones up in tha sky.

Hey man, check out that booger light.

by Fuck hell man April 02, 2019

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 20, 2009

Booger boy

When u like slimy warm boogers cocks

Charlie has a booger fetish. He must be a slimy booger boy.

by Pimpboy May 16, 2022

Booger jooged

Adjective; when something looks really bad. Ugly or disfigured. Can describe smell or odors.

"After the tornado, the neighborhood looked booger jooged."

by Zebra2 August 02, 2021

Wiener boogers

Accumulation of discharge within the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

Wow he has a lot of wiener boogers, he should clean it

by Mythicalwizard55555 April 24, 2022

Master of boogers

Now it may sound crazy.. but this is typically how you call friends when they act like a superior or something. You can also use it when you refer to an annoying edgy friend.

She's such a master of boogers.

by a_mighty_pig October 10, 2020