Before or after?

Before or after refers to before or after the wipe, after you took a shit. It is said before one is about to eat ass.

"Bro, you ate her ass? Was it before or after?"

by dikke billen August 9, 2020

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

I’m not imagining things am I?

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

by Death Menace July 13, 2022

dead before death

Song by Emit

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!

by Idkish June 12, 2022

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022

bellers before fellers +hoes

a phrase only to be used by real taco bellers that signifies that bellers come before all men (except parker) and hoes.

person 1: hey wanna go on a date

beller: nah i got work
person 1: just skip for me ;)
beller: NO (pulls out dog tag) BELLERS BEFORE FELLERS +HOES

by beller fr October 18, 2022

Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022