Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.

Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?

by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018

Polar Bearing

When a group of males form a circle and have an inflatable polar bear animal, and to fill it they must all ejaculate into it until it is completely filled. After the polar bear is inflated with semen the person who ejaculated the least amount will be required to belly flop onto it causing to burst semen all over their chest.

Man 1: what did you do last friday?
Man 2: Craig, Jeff, Steve, and I went Polar bearing it was super fun!
Man 1: THAT'S AWESOME YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!

by olivercloseoff69 September 2, 2014

beasting

1. Slang term for the act of sexual intercourse.

2. British military slang for hard physical work out.

1. I want to give her a right good beasting.

2. We were beasting for several hours.

by Comrade John January 12, 2008

Beasting

In order to beast, one gathers together one's friends and ventures to the nearest park or nature preserve. Upon arrival, one gallivants about the woods in search of all manner of beasts. Don't get too complacent, however; many such beasts will not take kindly to your intrusions, and may lash out when cornered. Thus the wary beaster always has an air of caution while beasting, lest he find himself the prey rather than the predator.

Hey Jake, want to go beasting with Gary on Friday night? He's the head of corporate PR.

Davy was a beaster without peer and was renowned throughout the realm.

Proficiency in beasting is guaranteed to seduce a woman.

by LexiconDevil2 October 12, 2011

Beaking

When a male with a nose of rather large proportions inserts it into an orifice, such as, and not limited to; an anus, vagina, mouth, ect. Generally it's pulled in and out much like the penis during intercourse.

Arthur told me he was beaking Angie last month at Wal-Mart, but he got too shy and ran off in the middle of it.

by Eroticus Maximus January 27, 2010

bearing

Danish slang for taking a shit, is "bjørne". Can be directly translated as an act of "bearing". A bear is a synonym for shit. The act of shitting as so is called "Bearing" - or as we say in Denmark "bjørne".

Dude, I've got a huge bear on deck... Imma go bearing.

by danishflandersdk September 11, 2015

beasting

To act in such a manner that you're overdoing stuff.....or quite possibly showing off.

- "I don't know if I should wear my white Iversons or my black Lugz with my Iceberg jeans and my NY medallion."

- " Man, quit beasting and just wear whatever's comfortable."

by Shawn863 April 15, 2007