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Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.
person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"
by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015
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Batman

Batman dies in endgame
by IMBATMANFROMMARVEL November 16, 2023
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batman head

When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.
Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"

John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.
by Kushmode420 May 11, 2021
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BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman
Batman that’s it you idiotic
by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020
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Long Live the Batman

A phrase used to salute craziness and/or Batman; from "The Most Disturbing Submission Letter Ever" sent to the editors of DC Vertigo comic book (abbrev. LLTBM).
Just finished reading that "manifesto" he wrote on Facebook. Wow... Long live the Batman, I guess.
by whatno April 16, 2010
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batman

NANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
I LOVE BATMAN
by herro i a dictonary March 6, 2017
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Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.
Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017
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