batman head

When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.

Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"

John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.

by Kushmode420 May 11, 2021

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

batman

code word for sex. if my friend asks me if i want to watch Batman i just assume

“We should watch Batman.”

by lemurluvr659 June 9, 2022

Daddy Batman

When one man dresses up as Batman and his gay lover is the joker. Batman would stick a Batarang up the joker's rectum and the joker would something in my ass twice. While Daddy Batman is whipping him.

Man 1: You want to play Daddy Batman
Man 2: Sure

by PP FArt Bubble May 9, 2022

Batman

Some Rich Orphan Who’s Probably A Furry

“Oh Shit! It’s Batman! *Presses The X Button And Does A Fear Takedown*”

by among sussy pizza May 11, 2022

Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

by URMOMYOSUCKA November 4, 2022