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Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.
George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.
by hubcapStan May 17, 2023
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Batman

A stupid introvert who hides out in a cave all day who wants to kill people with green hair.
You're such a Batman!
by DecidueyeOfDoom January 11, 2022
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The Freaky Batman

Dabbling in some auto erotic asphyxiation while dressed as Batman.
Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.
by freaky_batman March 9, 2025
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red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
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Hanging a Batman

To walk around with ones penis hanging out. Usually alcohol is involved.
by jonboy167 May 22, 2011
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The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises
I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops
by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020
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Batman

"Oof....there's Batman"
by Conbon05 June 8, 2019
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