Barrel watch

When you get a watch that in at the worst convenience

The Airman sucks “it” through a hole hard because he was told to he has barrel watch

by Reyneer June 2, 2022

looking down the barrel

When someone is held at gunpoint, they are said to be looking down the barrel of a gun.

The man was looking down the barrel as he was held at gun point by the mugger.

by Noblewolf797 May 17, 2025

Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.

Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.

by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.

Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.

by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017