Hotel Banquet

A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.

Not a meal you wanted.

Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?

Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!

Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?

Guest 2: Yep!

by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013

Eye Bang

To stare lustfully at a person with great intensity.

Girlfriend: What are you looking at?

Boyfriend: Um... Nothing?

Girlfriend: I totally just caught you eye banging that waitress!

by theoryaction September 30, 2011

Band kids

The most out-of-touch, unfunny and awkward people you can find at any high school. They frequent Reddit and constantly regurgitate old memes they hear on the website. Can also be seen in anime or video game-related events and clubs, as well as the band room.

Person 1: Who’s playing that annoying ass music?
Person 2: That’s just the band kids in the back.
*Soviet Union Anthem Earrape playing over an Android speaker*

Person 1: Turn that bullshit off.
Band kid: That’s not very wholesome of you!

by Glizzy_Goblin July 22, 2020

Bankshafting

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft

Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.

by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012

Bando baby

A baby born in rough conditions ie. The hood and is raised in an unstable home

Life of a bando baby can be hard

by Unique specimen June 5, 2020

Banhammerished

1.)The Banhammerished are perhaps the worst type of person that can decide to raid your discord server after being removed. They are essentially people with a lot of time on their hands and a SEVERE grudge against your community. They do not accept your bans, rather, they make dozens of alts and repeatedly raid your server for months or years on end. They can operate as Lone Wolves or as massive groups depending on how many people they can recruit. An extremely determined member of the Banhammerished may even resort to real world crime such as hacking, harassment, or even physical violence coupled with doxxing in order to cripple an online community.
2.) Slang term for the Banished, the fictional raider clan featured in Halo Wars 2 and Halo Infinite.

YOU HAVE FALSELY REMOVED ME FROM YOUR SERVER! PREPARE FOR IRL ATTACKS BY THE BANHAMMERISHED! FIGHT HARD! DIE WELL!

by EmberofWolves January 17, 2022

Stevie Bannon

Noun. American colloquialism referring to the act of autofellatio; self-administered oral sex.

My date bailed so I spent the whole Saturday night at home working on my Stevie Bannon technique.

“I’m not the namesake of the Stevie Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock." - Anthony Scaramucci, 2017

by datboigreedz July 30, 2017