Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

Mark Burns

A Mark Burns is the hair on your chin..some call it a "Goatee"

This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.

"Woah! You have a sweet Mark Burns!"

by TrevorChilds December 31, 2011

Burning desire

Something that if not shared about, you just might use about.

Does anyone have a burning desire to share?

by OGDuff October 4, 2020

Bristle Burn

When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.

Jim grabbed the snow brush from his car, walked into the bar and gave Boyle a mean bristle burn.

by Gary Schaff July 21, 2019

homie burn

The act of putting out a cigarette, cigar, or blunt on a friend to bond you for life. Commonly done on the arms or legs, but can be done on any other part of the body.

(Typically done while under the influence of alcohol)

Austin, Evan, and Riley exchanged homie burns because they're tight like that

by KDCastle June 23, 2011

burning onions

A person is said to be "burning onions" when they are having a hard time accomplishing a specific goal.

Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.

Sal: My apartment is already full of plants and I'm burning onions trying to find room for my new Aloe Vera plant!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!

by MavenRenman December 30, 2020

hut-burn

Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.

It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.

Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"

"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."

by J-Thatch December 5, 2016