bro nouns

Replacing pronouns with terms that are related to Bro.

1"Can you stop with the bro nouns please"
"No way broseph"
2. "Bro I saw that guy and he was a little bit older than me "
"Stop calling me bro

3. "'Sup my brother"
"Hey home boy"

by That one depressed emo kid in October 2, 2019

Oat Bro

Slang term to describe males who respect women and lack all unnecessary masculine qualities such as misogyny or no self-awareness, therefore the other alpha males are easily triggered and think it is unacceptable.
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".

Kurtis Conner is such an Oat Bro. He's in his long term relationship only because he has a blue check.

by Savannah02 January 20, 2021

Bung Bros

A gathering of loud, slovenly, dim-witted gay men. Primary activities include shouting incomprehensibly over one another to compete for dominance, followed by gay sex.

Jason gathered the bung bros for a night of drunken jeering, grunting, and wanking each other off.

by mirapollo August 3, 2023

Row Bro

A co-worker who sits in the same row of desks as you.

Have you met my Row Bro, Alain? He sits two desks down from me.

by RyanYYC August 17, 2012

Bro Streak

The act of a girl having intercourse with a set number of Fraternity members either at once or in a row. These include:
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers

Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.

Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.

These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory

Cindy: I got a Bro Streak of Triple Bro last night.
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.

Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!

by Eazy1 December 8, 2010

Law Bro

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.

Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."

by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023

bro-bono

As in "pro-bono"; doing work for a bro for little or no cost.

My friends are all broke so I work on their computers bro-bono

by maxfactor March 17, 2015