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National Bald Day

May 21st is national bald day, share this with your favorite bald day
by Imedriac May 21, 2025
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little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William
omg grandpa is such a little power bald
by mel bel July 16, 2023
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Bald bastard

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022
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Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore
She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!
by Piglet98 August 16, 2018
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We gotta go bald

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.
by rose_strange October 12, 2021
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