Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.
Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.
Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.
If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.
Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.
If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold”
Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”
“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”
“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
by ahip97 March 21, 2022
The bitch that fucking tells everyone at transit middle school to get their Asian bombing lookin asses off of the grass and to stay three feet away from the edge of the sidewalk because the bus drivers are slightly retarded.
by BigJuicyAssLicker December 04, 2019
¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
The beautiful, hot, pretty, majestic wife of Brock Baker.
Pronounced (Lee Baker)
Beautiful woman.
I loooove Lis
Pronounced (Lee Baker)
Beautiful woman.
I loooove Lis
by Laylur October 30, 2023
He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.
by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022