Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.

Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.

by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010

Jazz Artist

One who partakes in the art of playing a glass instrument,bowl, or pipe. Commonly referred to as smoking, but with grace and skill.

I cant believe you ate that whole bag of cheese, you jazz artist.

I would'nt mind checking my head. You jazz artists want to make some music?

by Artista420 July 6, 2011

cunt artist

This is a word used in the 1970's in Australia. It means a person who is very proficient at being a cunt. A person skilled in the art of being a cunt. Like a full time cunt without hesitation just to be a cunt.

That is the second pocket knife the teacher has taken from me! What a cunt artist!

I hate Barry, he just fucks every ones girlfriend behind their boyfriends back! What a fucking cunt artist!

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012

Knockout artist

One who is usually undefeated and nearly defeats all of their opponents by knockout

Mike Tyson is a real knockout artist

by Alex McK February 15, 2019

Airborne Autism

A disease that can be caught after birth through the inhalation of air in the atmosphere.

I recently caught airborne autism.

by Sheik VonTrappe October 22, 2019

Stomach Autism

When your diet entirely consists of just cheerio's and Frozen 2 mac and cheese, except you don't put the cheese in so it's just Frozen 2 mac. Paw Patrol mac is also fine.

damn bro thats some real stomach autism you got there

by PolarTem January 10, 2022

Spicy Autism

Not on the linear spectrum of mild to severe or to low or high functioning, many autistic people characterize their "type" of Autism as spicy to counteract the ableism implied by functioning labels.

"Lauren has mild autism"
"No, you're supposed to say Lauren is mildly autistic"

"No, I have spicy autism. I'm autistic and I am spicy. Its a planular spectrum of spice. Spicy autism for the win." -Lauren

by ConradTheBrilliant November 17, 2022