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Andres

The Mexican fuck boy that will grab your attention any day. He smokes a lot of weed but still manages to power through the day. Has many friends and enemy’s. He’s usually off and on with two girls but can’t decide who. He acts different when he’s high like touchy but it feels so good. When he holds you, you never want to leave. You feel safe and warm. If you ever meet an andres try to get close with him because as soon as you miss your chance it’s over.
You-Omg did you see that hot guy over there

Ava-That’s definitely an andres
by Make me a pepperoni sandwich November 17, 2018
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Pogi or Gwapo, you decide
napaka pogi mo talaga Andres
by shenglotlibra February 1, 2020
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A total dick who is garbage at goalkeeper but thinks he’s good. Hasn’t got a bitch in his life and says to his “friends” that he gets all the girls he wants
Andres is a retard
by A legend who is cool August 7, 2018
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andres aguirre

Is a chill person to talk to and chill is manly can be a young flexer some times
“Andres Aguirre you got that huned bands on you
by Gucciflexin May 14, 2018
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Andres

a nerd who is very obnoxious and annoying
by cadaler March 30, 2021
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Andres

yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
Andres has swole penis

thats why he dated a drop out
Flex on them hoes
gucci gang
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
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Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.
Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.
by Dare January 7, 2022
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